"Juuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppssss".
"What up George".
"I have a very interesting fact for you and your goon ass friends".
"What do you got".
"If you're ever in a pinch you can claim California Penal Code 26.2".
"What is that"?
"An idiot get out of jail card. Hahahahahahahha".
"..."
"[...still laughing] Oooh shit. Whew...ok. Ima send you the link, man. Hold down the fort".
SURE ENOUGH...
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