WHEN HE SAYS "SKIN" JUST PUT IN THE WORD "SHIT" INSTEAD. READY? GO.
-???????™
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
GO SCOTTY!
EVERYONE PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT AS MY LIL BUDDY SCOTTY ILL GOES FOR THE RECORD OF MOST TIMES GETTING SNAKED IN ONE WEEK.
HONORABLE MENTION GOES OUT TO SCOTTY'S LIVE IN BOYFRIEND STEVE REE WHO'S COMING IN AT A CLOSE 2ND.
YNOT?
FUCK A JPEG. ALA JUPS.
WEEK RE-CAP.
- FREDERICKS OF HOLLYCRAZE GET THERE TOO LATE ONLY TO WATCH NOT KURT COBAIN WALK THE RUNWAY.
- COPA CABANA OR SOMETHING. EH. J*** WOULD RATHER PERV FROM A FAR RATHER THAN GO UP AND SAY HI.
- ASIAN MAM AND I FLYING TO WINSTONS FOR IMA HOBOT SOMETHING. ALMOST GET KILLED BY REZA'S BUDDY IN A CAB.
- BLACK OUT WALL RIDES AT SUNSET CARWASH. DON'T REMEMBER.
- PEPPERS. DONT REMEMBER.
- CHA CHA. PLAY FOR 20 MINS ONLY. LET BECK AND HATE TAKE OVER.
- CRASH LOWRY RD HOUSE PARTY, GET CHOKED OUT BY MOONLAT NATHAN.
- PLATT SHOWS HOW TO RUN RED LIGHTS W/ NO HANDS.
- LRG PARTY. GET THERE TOO EARLY. THX JUPS. BEN BALLER HAD A SEQUENCE JACKET.
- HYDE. JUPS GETTING SNAKED BY QUINCY JONES TO TAKE A PISS. SNEAK OUT THE BACK.
- HOUSE PARTY. ALEX'S LOVE CONNECTION, IT WAS THE STASH. LILO'S BF CLIFF WAS THERE.
- CAPN NATE'S HOUSE, MET OFELIA THE DOG'NT.
- PEPPERS. TATTOO'S. SLAYER, MOZ, MEXICO, N'SNYC (YES SHE SPELLED IT THAT WAY), BH, THE CAPN WEILDING A SWORD
ALL LIMBS ARE STILL INTACT.
- MEXICO KITCHEN (FOUND OUT THE REAL REASON DILLON QUIT) 110MPH TO WESTWOOD TO SEE IAN PEACE HIMSELF OUT.
IAN'S BABY SCOTTY WAS A LIL CHUBS. THE HOMEWRECKER WAS HOT. IF YOU PEACE YOURSELF OUT YOU GET NEW ORDER.
- ECHO PARK HWEEN PARTY. NO COSTUME, NO BOOZE, NO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS. GOODNIGHT.
- LAX. OPEN BAR, DOUBLE UP ON VODKA STRAIGHTS, DON'T GET THE MOUNTAIN DEW ENERGY DRINK. THE CAP'N SPRAYING
THE PLACE DOWN WITH LIMITED ED. DJ AM DIET PEPSI. NO FIGHTS. STOLEN WATCH.
- FORGOT TO TIVO CURB. THX!
- LILO THINKS THE HUSBANDS CUTE.
- SOMEWHERE THERE WAS WORK INBETWEEN ALL THAT.
- IF THIS ALL MAKES SENSE TO YOU, THEN YOU'RE A TRUE PILE.
WHO WANTS TO BOWL TOMMOROW?
(CARLY AND JUDY WILL GET THERE OWN LANES)
YNOT?
Thursday, October 25, 2007
HILL STREET BLUES
GOT "ANOTHER" TICKET FOR NO LIGHTS ON A BIKE.
CRACK OF DAWN TODAY AT THE COURTHOUSE TO DEAD IT.
BUT THEY ISSUED ME AN APPOINTMENT...SIX MONTHS FROM NOW.
ER, OK.
I HAVE TIME TO PREP....
OH SHIT HE'S DEAD. FUCK!
-???????™
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
CLOSE TO 1 BILLION DOLLARS OF FIRE DAMAGE.
HERE, THE CULPRIT ENJOYING A DRINK. WHAT A DICK.
-???????™
HIGHLIGHT REEL
1. ZERO CAMERAS. 8310'S DON'T COUNT.
2. YASI'S APPROACH VS. SEAN'S FLAIR
3. BECK'S SANS BIKE BOYCOTT
4. NO ONE TOLD JORDAN SHIT
5. HIS NAME WAS PING!
6. JESUS AND MARYCHAIN TOTALLY SUCKED
7. SGT. NASH MANNING THE WORLD BIGGEST BLACKBERRY
8. T.A.P. IS BORED IN L.A.
9. iCARLY IS THE WORST BOWLER. EV-ER.
10. SHE HAS A STASH OF UNBEKNOWNST HOTTIES. I'LL TAKE JUDY.
11. 4 BAGGER? 141 SCORE? FUCK JUDY. I'LL TAKE JUDY.
12. SHATTO TAP ROOM CTU FIRST RESPONSE RESCUE BLOODY MARY.
13. SHITBAG'S SCRATCH ON THE BREAK. BONUS - JESSICA ON CONAN
14. ZERO BIKES
15. MEDAL OF HONOR 2 TIL 4:30. LAME LAME LAME.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
SNAKED!
me: yo you wanna dj with me at the dime tonight?
PLATT"E": Usually yes, but had a late one sunday....
Now i know what that late night was....
hipster.
ynoT?
Friday, October 12, 2007
HER NAME IS KY... AND SHE RIPS!!!
GET FAMILIAR.
ALL WREX. ALL RICK.
TONY - "I'M GOING TO THROW MOZ MY BEANIE AND BLACKBERRY TONIGHT. I'M GOING GAY TONIGHT".
BEN - "BIT LATE FOR THAT ANNOUNCEMENT".
MEANWHILE....KY! KY! KY! KY!
"WHOLE LOT OF FAKIE ELVIS GOIN' ON...MMM. FAKE. BABY FAKE. FAKE. BABY FAKE"
----IF YOU ARE SLIGHTLY BROMOPHOBIC STOP NOW-----
STRAIGHTEDGE HARDCORE SET GONE PECULIAR
CAMP COUNSELOR YASI FUELS AFTER AFTER FIRES WITH 3 BOTTLES OF VINO...UH, LATES FOR ME.
-???????™
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Tell me Tell me that you love me.....
He's been killing it with "Tommorow" at the shows, here's an alternate version of the video....
oh i know you don't mean it....
ynoT?
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
JACK BOOZER ALERT
"Kiefer Sutherland will serve 48 days in jail because of his DUI arrest a few weeks ago. He must immediately serve the first 18 days, which are for his probation violation, after he is sentenced. He has until July to serve the remaining 30 days. Kiefer pleaded “no contest” to the charges in part of a deal with prosecutors".
- =S =S =S =S =S =S =S™
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Behind those glasses and stache is a man who cares...
"Go make a tee shirt with some ink on it you faggot!!!" -Prof. J. Platt
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Monday, October 8, 2007
THURSDAYS AT REDLIGHT WEIRDSTRICT....
AA NATE ON DECKS...
ENJOI DARKMEN....EVS, AND NOLLIE SHARPE...
EVERYONE LOVES MY LIL PARROT...
EPICLY ODELL
PLATTE? PLEX? PLATT!
NEXT ON DEX..
THIS DUDE...
VICTORIA
SPLANKY AGAIN
AKO SHOWING JUPS THE LIGHT...
MY FAVORITE LIL DRUMMER BOY
WOAH
MEETING OF THE PILES
PILED TODAY, PILED TOMMOROW....
YNOT?
NEXT UP
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