Sheriff: You know why i pulled you over? Can you put your Blackberry down?

Me: ...

Sheriff: You were going 42 in a 35. I was trying to catch up.

Me: Uh ok.

Sheriff: I'm not going to sweat you over that. Here's your ID. Where did you get your car?

Me: Ebay.

Sheriff: Is it a real Police Interceptor???????????????

Me: Yes.

Sheriff: I can't find one anywhere in California. So it's a real cop car?

Me: It's a P71 Ford Crown Victoria. It's a 2000. I got it on the east coast. I've had it for 4 years. It had 60 thousand miles when I got it. Everything works. *lets' wrap this up*

Sheriff: That's cool. Have a goodnight.

Me:?!

(end scene)



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