PARKING LOT PILE'IN.

2:30 AM WEDNESDAY THE 17TH 2007.

BASED ON A TRUE STORY


IT WAS A PITCH BLACK PARKING LOT AS OUR TWO HERO'S WERE LEAVING CHA CHA. A LOCAL WATERING HOLE IN SILVERLAKE. A SAFE HAVEN FOR ART FAGS, FAG FAGS, AND A WIDE ARRAY OF WEIRDO'S IN GENERAL. AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF SPINNING HOURS OF FEEL GOOD MUSIC, TALKING TO FRIENDS, EATING DORITOS, DRINKING SHOTS AND NON-ALCOHOLIC BEERS OUR TWO ADVENTURERS WERE APPROACHING THE CROWN VICTORIA TO GO HOME, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN....















JONATHAN DID EVENTUALLY GET UP. HE DIDN'T UTTER A SINGLE WORD. HE STUMBLED A BIT AND THEN CALMLY SAT HIS LATER'D CORPSE DOWN ON A NEARBY CURB. AS YNOT AND ??????? GOT INTO THE CAR AND DROVE OFF, JOHATHAN SPARKED UP ONE OF HIS LAST TWO CRUMPLED MENTHOLS AND WAS NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

ON THE DRIVE HOME BACK TO HOLLYWOOD THE TWO BEWILDERED MANCHILDERN WOULD THEN EXCHANGE STORIES OF THE WORST DRINKING SCENARIOS THEY'VE EVER SURVIVED. AND BOTH COULD EASILY ADMIT THAT JONATHAN WAS THE POSTER BOY FOR DGAF...

THE WORST BLOG THERE EVER WAS.

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