"I'll suck anyone's dick to get us out of any situation".
"Hey 3 hole"!!!!
"Eh scuse. Do you have in brack coror, size rarge"?
"Every day at 6:58 PM 35 fucking filipinos walk in and ruin my whole shit and walk out with a fucking a 3 dollar zipper pull".
"Why don't you go buy a fucking tee shirt with some ink on it you fucking faggot"!
"Oh so you had a free trip to paris, just to walk a runway for 2 days.... I work retail".
"Uhhhh sorry for puddurrl of bruud. Eh scuse".
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